SOME CUTE ONE LINERS

• Money may not buy happiness, but it sure as hell buys Ecstasy.
• Shakespeare's overawed friends: shaken peers?
• 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
• A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking
• Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
• After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.
• No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.